break out the champagne and slip into something a little more comfortable... it's time for act two

Alright. So I got better feedback than I was hoping for from most of you guys last night and that's has me quite excited, it's really nice when something that you create gets accepted better than you expect. I was going to let you guys sit on part one for a few more days and make feeble attempts at concocting an imaginary chapter 2 while you wait for the actual super official one. (I'm getting a little cocky aren't I?) Anyway I couldn't wait any longer to post this, so let's cut the chit chat throw away all cellphone and pagers, dim the lights and slip into something a little more comfortable (and revealing!) because Chapter two... (I'm getting good at building tension I think. I'm going to give you some time to do all those things in my previous sentence, I realize the I was being a bit hasty. you know, not everyone has the time to just sit down and read useless filler sentences while they try to get to the good stuff. It's really rude that a writer would just ramble on and on while his or her (but It had better not be a her. get back in that kitchen and finish my sandwich!) audience is waiting for the meat of that which they are reading.) OFFICIALLY BEGINS AT THE VERY INSTANT THE YOU FINISH READING MY FINAL PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!(you had better consciously count all of these and reply in the comment box with the number so that I know you read this) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

HOLY WAR CHAPTER TWO: and so it goes...
when we last saw our heroes they were being stalked by the players, the haters, and Steve. and one of our heroes had made a serious lifestyle change. In the midst of this decision is where we find the fearsome crew...
ONE WEEK LATER...
It has been exactly one week since Rob stopped eating meat and it has been exactly one week since he has been able to do the #2 in the little boys room. concerned about his predicament he asks Chuck for advice. Chuck says that he knows exactly what to do. Chuck takes Rob and Jeremy to the supermarket where they pick up some X-Lax and prune juice. They get to the register when everyone realizes that they left all their cash in their car. Rob and Chuck take-off to go to the car leaving the helpless intern in the store holding laxatives and getting awkward looks. after much awkwardness they return and pay for the laxes. they get to the house, Rob downs a cocktail of bowel-cleaning solutions and stands there waiting just as he begins to say "It's not working" he is cut off by the sound of escaping bowel contents...
quick transition to coffee being poured into a mug that finds it's way into the hands of an executive of some sort who we find out very quickly is the head of some kind of evil offspring of the FCC and RIAA. He begins talking to his cronies about a recent group of violators that have been "Dealt With". Some of his stooges question the rights and wrongs of punishing kids for "playing with radios" and is met with the reply "Nothing is too harsh when you are dealing with media terrorists that will stop at nothing to destroy free enterprise" the two men in black that we saw at the beginning enter the room and bring news of a rather robust group of insurgents. The Boss tells them to send a Juggernaut squad...
we see the next scene through the eyes of a menacing giant who breaks into a pirate broadcast studio and systematically annihilates its screaming occupants...
Meanwhile; back on the ranch, Rob, Chuck, and Jeremy are attending a backyard bash on and enjoyable evening. Jeremy is hollered at by some ladies from across the yard. Instead of approaching them his responses are hollered back. Rob and Chuck are quick to step in and help resolve the awkwardness. realizing that Jeremy is not "girl shy" but instead "girl awkward" they give him their expert advice and head off to mack on some ladies. Jeremy is left to fend for himself and as he takes their advice immediately he bumps into a girl and they have a ridiculous "stare deeply into one another's eyes and introduce themselves moment." (the girls name is unimportant, stick with me...) this initiates a ridiculously cliche falling in love montage set to Beatles imitation music where they do things like ride bikes gaily through the park and get ice-cream etc... and then arrive back at the same party holding hands. "how did we do that so quickly?" the next band get up to play in the bash and low and behold, it is Rob and Chuck's identities raving it up. Jeremy stares in disbelief as they play.The real Rob and Chuck then suddenly come up from behind and ask him who he's with. He is surprised and almost blows their cover but they play it off cool. Later they make the comment that they have become icons and that "just last week a group claiming to be them tried to take down the government..."
A bloody guy escapes the government attack and eventually finds a pay-phone. (impossible by the way.) he calls the station that Rob and Chuck run and tries to warn them of the danger that they are in. They play him off and don't heed the advice. and instead take the next call concerning a half Narwhal-Seal, half Sea lion Shark Walrus. they are fascinated and believe the tale of the Narsealarkus.
Jeremy begins to show up late for work because of "His new love" Rob and Chuck condemn this behavior and forbid him to only go out on Fridays when nothing at all is going on and Mondays because those suck. They also tell him never to call her from the station phone.
The trio see a news report about a band of "terrorists" that ran a pirate radio station and were shut down. Jeremy seems concerned but Rob and Chuck once again play it off and say that those guys were terrorists, which they are not.
Steve confronts Rob and Chuck in a restaurant as they are receiving their food. He eats their food while making threats against them. Rob and Chuck watch him eat as he makes his threats and hold themselves back from getting angry. He states that he has found them out and will "tell on them" they tell him to bring it on as they get up to leave. once they are gone the bill arrives and Steve is stuck with it.
Back in the evil boardroom the boss rants about the two little insurgents with the clever disguises. he get a call that is from Steve. He asks where their studio is , but Steve doesn't know. Steve askes him if they can track phone calls and he says "of course, better than god" Steve says that he may just know some one who can lead them to the studio.
one week later Jeremy is on the studio phone with his new obsession when Rob and Chuck come into the room. They are looking at an invitation that they have received in the mail for a formal party for up and coming pirate radio groups. They decide to go.
They arrive at a vacant location and are puzzled as to where the other guests are. then BAM! it's a set up and they realize it. They duck around a corner as Steve steps out of the shadows doing that thing in "TheWarriors" with the bottles. Then a group of armed men come out of the shadows behind him one of them looks at him and tells him to stop. Around the corner Chuck tells every one to arm themselves with what ever they got. The smash bottles and pick up pipes and step out to confront the men. the first shot of them telling the bad guys to "bring it" has them holding the makeshift weapons. the camera cuts to the bad guys and then back to our heroes who are in the same stance but holding guns. a bloody shootout follows. once all of the humans(minus the good guys and Steve) are dead, the trio point their guns at him and are about to say something when they are all of a sudden interrupted by large footsteps like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. Steve looks around panicked and says "Juggernauts a-comin, you're all dead. and I'm getting out of here." He runs off in the shadows and two glowing red eyes light up and a robotic voice says "Destroy" Steve screams and during buzz saw noises blood shoots out from the darkness. the Red eyes come out of the shadows attached to a blood stained robot who looks at the gang and says "DESTROY" the movie fades to a gray slow motion as the group charge the robot with guns blazing. their battle cries echo as the screen fades to black.
there is some radio chatter and then static as the camera slowly pans across the studio. Rob and Chuck's radio jingle is played and you see a mouth near a microphone say "This is (secret identities that I haven't come up with yet) we are back on the air the video cuts to show all three of the pirates in the shot and then the screen goes black accompanied with music.
THE END
I hope that you guys like it.
Man, it's one o' clock dang...